Good bye Paris (Hilton)

New York Daily News scribe Lloyd Grove recently announced that he would not mention Paris Hilton anymore in his columns. Grove cited Hilton’s lack of ‘any talent, education, scruples, modesty or underpants” as the reason behind his vow. Some other columnist thought so too and promise to ban Paris Hilton from their gossip reports as well. I think that this is one of the best ideas to start the year 2005 and I’m promising to do so too. So this is going to be the last time I write about Paris Hilton (and also the first time…)!

I think the attention Paris Hilton gets from the media is way out of proportion. Every single fart is well documented. Lets go back to that one incident that brought her to big fame. Yes, I’ve seen her well promoted “sex video”. But even on fast forward, there is not much action going on and I would like to quote my former workmate, who admitted that he had “thrown away better porn”. I actually think “True love waits” could use the footage as a daunting example so teenager decide to stay maiden instead.

Rick Salomon’s announcement to release another private video with the hotel heiress doesn’t get me excited at all. Or should I say I look at it as a threat? But he should release it, and prove once more to the world that even rich people can have boring and unemotional sex.

Paris Hilton sucks, and she is not even good at it! And thats all I’m ever going to post about Paris ;-)!

30 thoughts on “Good bye Paris (Hilton)”

  1. What exactly is her talent? Last time I checked being ignorant, racist, spoiled and dimwitted was not a talent. What passes for entertainment in this day and age has little to do with talent. Unfortunately the average American has an unhealthy obsession with popular culture and Hollywood has perfected feeding this sickness to the point where anything that they put in front of the general public will be snapped up and celebrated, regardless of talent or ability. Most celebrities are more product than talent. How else do you explain the Paris Hiltons and Ashley Simpsons of this world?

  2. Thanks for sharing your conculsion with me. I hope you are not a native speaker, as your inability to write 15 words without typos is just amazing.

  3. You guys are SO freaking rude!!
    Paris is the cutest..And she’s soo talented and hot!..You guys all suck so bad for saying bad things about her!!..I lvoe her!!

  4. You’re so right! Paris really sucks, you must have seen the pictures of how she was before here plastic chirgury. She’s had brown hair and brown eyes, now she’s totally different (still ugly) and she indeed hasn’t any talent at all!!!

    Greets from Belgium

  5. well ive had sex with her so in your face and she is good in bed and that is one tallent.

  6. I am sooooooo sick of these silly little teens, who are so uneducated they can not even spell or use proper grammar! Well geez, no wonder Paris is their idol! She did not even graduate high school. I can not fathom what there is about this girl that causes ignorant morons to worship her. Have you not seen the dozens of photos of her, flashing her privates to the camera? Or her atrocious, snotty behavior toward people on her stupid show? Or how she was on film calling two men ‘niggers’? This is a girl we all should aspire to become? HUH?!? She has no talent except exposing herself, being mean and spending money. And little teen morons idolize her simply because she is rich. How materialistic can we become? Why don’t you people look up to someone who cares about others and has done something for the world? Oh right! And now you are going to post that I am ‘jellous’. Tell me what there is to be jealous of! A skank who has no education, morals, skills, work ability, brains….nah, I do not think so!

  7. You said it! I did not know she had ever used the N word. I also did not know she didn’t make it through high school. It’s scary that this is what kids want to emulate.

  8. why DO people like Paris Hilton? I don’t understand how a person so revolting…No, an IMAGE so revolting could be something that we look up to or want to sleep with. She’s so…Blech.

  9. Why do people love Paris Hilton? She is the living breathing symbol of America’s current cultural state. The vapid, mildly racist, self-absorption that so many in suburbia aspire to is best exemplified by Hilton. She is the patron saint of our useless popular culture; she is the angel of Bush’s America.

  10. She has no talent and she is called to be larger-than-life for her money and losing her virginity!

  11. I first thought that everybody was so interested in miss Hilton because she was such a (poor) empty headed dimwit who kept herself rolling from one public embarrassment into another (sex video, dumb and dumber statements, putting down an image of herself of a seriously fucked up, attention starved, one dollar slut (with a multimillion wardrobe) in general. You know, like how people are interested in watching horrific car accidents happen, or like to download pictures of really disgusting puss-infected wounds to look at. Maybe, I thought, in all my naivety, they were feeling sorry for her that with all the money her family had, they couldn’t buy her one-ounce of a decent working brain. But then I found out that some teens were really into her, finding her the most AWESOME thing ever invented since sliced bread. I caught a conversation in the subway in which a girl (14-15 years old maybe) complained to her boyfriend that she was getting too fat (she was actually skin and bones, cheeks hollow with sunken eyes and her skin showing a light blue hue, like rigor mortis was setting), and then she sighed deeply and said she would really LOVE to look like miss Hilton and she thought she was so COOL, TALENTED and PRETTY. It was at that moment that I heaved up my entire lunch all over her corpselike but AWESOME!! body. I said sorry, but she was so starved that she started lapping it up.
    Eewww.
    Anyhow, teens these days are shallow and insecure, and they will probably sell both their kidneys to get only a tiny little bit more popular with their peers (not knowing that won’t survive without). Seeing someone like miss Hilton standing there in her ill-deserved spotlight does not stimulate them to go to class and learn WHY they better keep their kidneys to themselves. It’s sad, but hey, they are kids, and kids are supposed to get more superficial and more egocentric by the generation, so what new under the sun?

  12. My apologies on behalf of all the retarded teens out there who believe Paris Hilton is good for anything. It’s really disgusting listening to some of the girls in my school. The only thoughts that occupy them are getting skinnier and being more slutty. Did you know that about 1/3 of high school girls have or have had an eating disorder? I personally think there are more than that. Paris Hilton is the worst role model to ever walk the face of the earth.

  13. paris hilton is young, smart, beautiful, rich and talented. Shes a successful model, actress, singer and reality tv star. people think shes stupid just cuz she acts stupid on simple life. but her and nicole have a good plan: act stupid get money. and it’s working quite well. so leave paris alone! everyone makes mistakes even paris hilton sometimes. shes a great role model and idol and shes wwwaaayyy better than all of u !!!

  14. I am in a school infested with snobby rich people. The thing they have in common is that they worship Paris Hilton like a goddess. Light pink was my favorite color until I seen people wearing it like no tomorrow. It isn’t right what I am seeing growing out of my peers. She isn’t a role model. She isn’t educated. She isn’t even something. She just teaches young children to be complete asses.

    And to people who say that Paris is good, ask yourself this:

    What has she done to help the world out? What has she did the last time to help people who really needed the money? There are many people today dying and dead from illness. She spends money on herself and her mutt. She has no emotions to feel for people, because nothing BAD has ever happen to her. She never grew up to hear the word “NO.” She is spoiled out of life. She calls people racial slurs. She had sexual relations with a man she has no feelings for. The things she does is what is expected out of a prostitute, a evil person, and most importantly: a child.

  15. u lay off paris hilton
    she doesn’t need to work or study
    why do people work or study to earn good maney in the future she has enough money no need for that
    other stuff

  16. Paris Hilton should change her last name. She is an embarrassment to the empire her great grandfather built. If he had a crystal ball and saw his unborn slut of a great granddaughter he would have included a stipulation in his trust to skip her as an heir to his family fortunes.

  17. you people say we are ignorant and jealous for hating paris? what could we possibly be jealous of? her collection of STDs???

  18. Thank heavens someone else thinks that Paris is bad in bed!!! I was in hysterics watching her “home movies”. Completely boring sex. She seemed to be more interested in the camera than her boyfriend at the time. I just don’t understand why she is this massive sex symbol.

    I am a female, I mean, some on men, you can’t seriously view Paris as a “hot” sex symbol just because she’s blonde, is fake tanned, and is skinny because of all of the drugs she is on.

  19. I do agree with all the anti-Paris Hilton people in here. what they have been posting are so correct. Riches and fame cannot heal her abnormalities, she maybe rich with money, but still that doesnt worth all the embarrassment she’d made.!! She maybe pretty but her brain is so empty….. if only her good looks could be just even a single part of her cerebrum…poor paris..where’s your dignity and shame?? huh?

  20. obviously paris is a heroin, ecstacy, alcohol, cigarette etc addict. it is very visible in her appearance.. such a fake image she is!! too bad a lot of teens idolized her…

  21. karma strikes when paris learns and realize her faults and shameful deeds and is ready to change the way she is (hopefully)..poor paris.

  22. Hi, giovanniaureel,
    Have you noticed in your “goodbye Paris” article that every comment posted that defended the wretch was by someone who remained anonymous. It shows how keen some people are to stand up for themselves, right? 😛

  23. Ohh my god….Paris hilton is my idol i buy all of her signature brands..she inspires me..I love PARIS HILTON!!!…So leave her alone you jelous people…

  24. THANK YOU! THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE THAT HATES THAT BITCH! Thank you Thank you! I hate that bitch. shes ulgy and rude and only f***ing cares about herself. Everyone hates her besides STUPID little preps. I am not in any way jealous of her. why the hell would I be jealous? theres nothing I would be jealous of.

  25. LEAVE PARIS ALONE.
    THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER.
    JUST CAUSE YOUR JEALOUS THAT SHE IS RICH.
    YOU PEOPLE NEED T0 LAY 0FF.
    I LOVE HER.

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