Good bye Paris (Hilton)

New York Daily News scribe Lloyd Grove recently announced that he would not mention Paris Hilton anymore in his columns. Grove cited Hilton’s lack of ‘any talent, education, scruples, modesty or underpants” as the reason behind his vow. Some other columnist thought so too and promise to ban Paris Hilton from their gossip reports as well. I think that this is one of the best ideas to start the year 2005 and I’m promising to do so too. So this is going to be the last time I write about Paris Hilton (and also the first time…)!

I think the attention Paris Hilton gets from the media is way out of proportion. Every single fart is well documented. Lets go back to that one incident that brought her to big fame. Yes, I’ve seen her well promoted “sex video”. But even on fast forward, there is not much action going on and I would like to quote my former workmate, who admitted that he had “thrown away better porn”. I actually think “True love waits” could use the footage as a daunting example so teenager decide to stay maiden instead.

Rick Salomon’s announcement to release another private video with the hotel heiress doesn’t get me excited at all. Or should I say I look at it as a threat? But he should release it, and prove once more to the world that even rich people can have boring and unemotional sex.

Paris Hilton sucks, and she is not even good at it! And thats all I’m ever going to post about Paris ;-)!