Size does matter

Currently I get (and instantly delete) about a hundred spam emails each day. Most of them are about how I can enlarge my penis. Size, and especially how to increase it, must be something very important for us men those spammers assume. It’s no surprise in a world where everything needs to be bigger then something else that even the most private part of men must face competition. And why shouldn’t there be a competition? After all, most men tend to like bigger breasts, so it should be just fair for a woman to go for a bigger penis. The problem for woman is that men usually can hide their pride behind layers of cloths. Woman who care about size can only guess the size and usually have to deal with it when it’s all to late.

Durex just recently started a survey to find out what woman consider as “the perfect” size. Something the world sure needs to these days. Maybe they find out that the perfect size is actually below the current “average” of 14,5 centimeters or exceeds the 20 centimeters, which is the maximum woman can choose in this survey.

So, what is going to happen once Durex tells us the perfect size? Will woman put a ruler in their handbag and if they find a interesting target of the opposite sex, measure if he actually meets the international standards of perfect size? And what if he doesn’t?

Questions like the perfect size don’t need to be answered in public. Men and woman should be confident about their bodies and the size of certain body parts. Do we really need to be told what one million people thought about what would be the right size. It’s something that should be reserved for a very personal level and should only be a topic between two people who are together.