{"id":89,"date":"2005-01-24T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-24T05:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/?p=89"},"modified":"2010-02-21T14:26:41","modified_gmt":"2010-02-21T12:26:41","slug":"for-women-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/2005\/01\/24\/for-women-only\/","title":{"rendered":"For Women Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I find a joke that I just have to share. I hope you enjoy this one as much as I did. After all, there is a lot of truth in it \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads &#8220;For Women Only.&#8221; Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.<\/p>\n<p>The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. &#8220;We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It&#8217;s easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what&#8217;s inside.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, &#8220;All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind.&#8221; The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor.<\/p>\n<p>The sign on the second floor reads, &#8220;All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly.&#8221; This wasn&#8217;t going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, &#8220;All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was good, but there were still two more floors.<\/p>\n<p>On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. &#8220;All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and are single, rich and straight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The women seem pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.<\/p>\n<p>When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads, &#8220;There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I find a joke that I just have to share. I hope you enjoy this one as much as I did. After all, there is a lot of truth in it \ud83d\ude09 A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads &#8220;For Women Only.&#8221; Since &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/2005\/01\/24\/for-women-only\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;For Women Only&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}