Hi there folks!<\/p>\n
I hope you all survived Christmas. I did, and I’m very looking forward to New Years Eve. I’m currently working on a few articels but nothing is fleshed out yet.<\/p>\n
But I’m going to share a funny joke with you that made me smile this morning:<\/p>\n
Items For Prison<\/p>\n
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.<\/p>\n
On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?”<\/p>\n
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of Jail.”<\/p>\n
Then he asked the first, “What did you bring?”<\/p>\n
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, “I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games.”<\/p>\n
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, “Why are you so smug? What did you bring?”<\/p>\n
The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled and said, “I brought these.”<\/p>\n
The other two were puzzled and asked, “What can you do with those?”<\/p>\n
He grinned, pointed to the box and said, “Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller skating…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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