This is such a funny joke, that I actually decided to share it with you! So today, now blogging, just loughing! Hope you enjoy it!<\/p>\n
Between the ages of 15 to 18, a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential, but as yet still not free or open.<\/p>\n
Between the ages of 19 to 21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half-discovered, half-wild and naturally beautiful, with bush land around the fertile deltas.<\/p>\n
Between the ages of 22 to 30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well-developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.<\/p>\n
Between the ages of 31 to 35, a woman is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 36 to 40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half-destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.<\/p>\n
Between the ages of 41 to 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.<\/p>\n
Between the ages of 51 to 60, a woman is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.<\/p>\n
Between the ages of 61 to 70, a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past, but alas, no future.<\/p>\n
After 71, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.<\/p>\n
The Geography Of A Man: Between the ages of 15 to 70, a man is like Germany. A strange landscape but filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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