It is time to elect a new president in the United States and I have the perfect candidate! Carrie Bradshaw. She is the right person to lead the United States into a bright new future. She would clean up the prudish mess created by the early pilgrims a few hundres years ago. Shoes and fashion items would replace weaopons as the main income for the American industry. All her speeches would start with \u201cI can\u2019t help but wonder\u2026 and for the first time, people would listen to what the president has to say.<\/p>\n
As minister of forreign afairs I would recommend Samantha Jones. All the foreign leaders would be easily seduced by her, and \u201cMake love, not war\u201d would become a literal policy. Then we have Miranda Hobbes, she would be perfect for the departement of Justice, cause you know, she is a tough lawer. Charlotte York would be responsible for Art, the White House defenitly needs a bit more color.
\nSo on the 2nd of November 2004 go out there, skip Bush an Kerry, look for an empty space on your voting card and write \u201cCarrie Bradshaw is my girl\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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