{"id":14,"date":"2004-08-29T21:25:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-29T19:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2010-02-20T23:54:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T21:54:58","slug":"chocolate-and-the-old-grumpy-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/2004\/08\/29\/chocolate-and-the-old-grumpy-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate and the old grumpy lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just told a very funny story from a friend of my cousin. The event takes place a couple of years ago, when this friend was a little girl.<\/p>\n<p>She was asked to help the neighbour, an old grumpy woman. She had to mow the lawn. After a full day of work, she was called inside the house, and the old woman told her that she would receive something for the assistance. The old lady then opened a box of chocolate, where one piece was left. The old lady ate the choclate and said: &#8220;This beautiful box is for you, you can keep it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course the little girl was very angry.<\/p>\n<p>If you ever mow the garden of an grumpy old woman, negotiate about the payment before you start working!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just told a very funny story from a friend of my cousin. The event takes place a couple of years ago, when this friend was a little girl. She was asked to help the neighbour, an old grumpy woman. She had to mow the lawn. After a full day of work, she was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/2004\/08\/29\/chocolate-and-the-old-grumpy-lady\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chocolate and the old grumpy lady&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homebeach.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}